The Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest challenges entrants to compose the opening sentence to the worst of all possible novels. The winner of the thirty-fifth contest is Kat Russo of Loveland, Colorado for this entry:
"The elven city of Losstii faced towering sea cliffs and abutted rolling hills that in the summer were covered with blankets of flowers and in the winter were covered with blankets, because the elves wanted to keep the flowers warm and didn't know much at all about gardening."
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